Kuma Schaumburg’s Saxon burger

“That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous.”
Kevin Hearne, “Hammered”, Iron Druid Chronicles

SAXON
Burger of the Month at Kuma’s Schaumburg for March, 2016

  • Fried Egg Sunny Side Up
  • Smoked Gouda cheese
  • Deep fried Brussels sprouts
  • Bacon fat andouille banger
  • Great Lakes Conway’s Irish Red Ale “Neurosis” mushroom gravy
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Pretzel bun
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Saxon burger from Kuma’s Schaumburg

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Kuma Schaumburg’s Pantera burger

“Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!”‘
Kevin Hearne, “Hammered”, Iron Druid Chronicles

PANTERA

  • Tortilla strips
  • Roasted poblano peppers
  • Homemade Ranchero salsa
  • Applewood smoked bacon
  • Shredded Monterey jack cheese
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Pretzel bun
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Pantera burger from Kuma’s Schaumburg

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Kuma Schaumburg’s Oozing Wound burger

He’s climbin’ in your window, 
He’s snatchin’ your people up.
– Antoine Dodson “Bed Intruder Song”

OOZING WOUND
Burger of the Month at Kuma’s Schaumburg for February, 2016

  • Arugula salad seasoned with citrus vinaigrette
  • Jumbo crab cake infused in Half Acre Pony Pilsner
  • Roasted peppers
  • Red onions
  • Pickle aioli remoulade
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Pretzel bun
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Oozing Wound burger from Kuma’s Schaumburg

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Kuma’s Schaumburg’s Sourvein burger

“We need to remember what’s important in life. Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter. But work is third.”
– Leslie Knope, “Parks and Recreation”

SOURVEIN
Burger of the Month at Kuma’s Schaumburg for January, 2016

  • Belgian waffle strips
  • Maple syrup drizzle
  • Deep fried blackened chicken tender
  • Applewood smoked bacon
  • Sharp cheddar cheese
  • Raspberry aioli
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Pretzel bun
Kuma's Corner Schaumburg Sourvein burger

Sourvein burger from Kuma’s Corner Schaumburg

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Kuma’s Corner’s Ministry burger

Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through.
William S. Burroughs “A Thanksgiving Prayer”

MINISTRY
Special Burger at Kuma’s Corner for December, 2015

  • Fresh thyme garnish
  • Bacon fat aioli
  • Smoked applewood bacon
  • Caramelized onions and mushrooms
  • Red wine gravy
  • Fried smoked gouda cheese 
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Pretzel bun
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Ministry burger from Kuma’s Corner

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Kuma’s Corner’s Christ Killer burger

When we killed your savior we felt no remorse.
We didn’t think twice as we buried his corpse ,
Only about what we could afford,
With the silver we got for betraying the Lord.

Christ Killer “Christ Killer”

CHRIST KILLER
Burger of the Month at Kuma’s Corner for December, 2015

  • Fried pita chips
  • Hariassa aioli
  • Avocado tabouli
  • Roasted tomato
  • Feta cheese
  • Kebab spice rub
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Pretzel bun
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Christ Killer burger from Kuma’s Corner

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Kuma’s Schaumburg’s Celtic Frost burger

Cherry Orchards,
Ginger looks upon pain.
Cherry Orchards,
August fades like tears in vain.
Celtic Frost “Cherry Orchards”

CELTIC FROST
Burger of the Month at Kuma’s Schaumburg for December, 2015

  • Rosemary garnish
  • Maraschino cherry
  • Pineapple marinated in Revolution Brewing’s Fistmas Red Ale
  • Baked honey ham
  • Sharp white cheddar cheese
  • Dijon aioli
  • 10oz. beef patty
  • Eggnog battered French toast top pretzel bun
  • Pretzel bun
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Celtic Frost burger from Kuma’s Schaumburg

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Guangzhou Grub: Tristan’s Texmex Burger

DOUBLE TEXMEX BURGER

  • x2 4oz. beef patties
  • Guacamole
  • Pickled jalapenos
  • Sour cream
  • Cheddar cheese
  • Lettuce
  • Pico de gallo
  • Toasted sesame seed bun
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Double Texmex Burger from Tristan’s

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Guangzhou Grub: 13 Factories’ The Fac’ Burger

THE FAC’ BURGER

  • Bacon
  • Cheddar cheese
  • Roasted tomatoes
  • Roasted pepper marmalade
  • Mushrooms
  • Lettuce
  • Beef patty
  • Brioche bun

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The Fac’ Burger from 13 Factories

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Guangzhou Grub: Hooley’s All New Hooley Burger

ALL NEW HOOLEY BURGER
[Seriously, Hooley’s, give this burger an actual name. Again.]

  • Fried egg Sunny Side Up
  • Dublin Cheddar cheese
  • Guinness BBQ sauce
  • Provolone cheese
  • Caramelized onions
  • Mayonnaise
  • 7oz. ribeye beef patty
  • Roasted cherry tomatoes
  • Lettuce
  • Homemade sesame seed bun
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All New Hooley Burger from Hooley’s Irish Pub and Restaurant

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